Privacy Policy

🔒 Privacy Policy

We value your privacy almost as much as we value good silicone. This page explains what information we collect, how we use it, and how we protect it — all without being weird about it.

📋 What We Collect

When you shop with us, we collect a few things so your order gets to the right place:

Your name
Shipping and billing address
Email address
Payment info (processed securely — we never see your full card number)
Any messages you send us (yes, even the weird ones)
We do not sell your data, share it with creeps, or use it for evil.

📦 What We Use It For

To process and ship your order
To send you order updates or respond to questions
To improve our site and your shopping experience
To occasionally email you something mildly funny (only if you opt in)

🔐 How We Keep It Safe

We use Shopify’s secure checkout system, SSL encryption, and other fancy tech stuff to protect your info. If there’s ever a breach, you’ll be the first to know — right after us, and maybe our lawyer.

📬 Marketing & Emails

You’ll only hear from us if:

You opt in to our newsletter
We need to tell you something important about your order
We’re running a deal too good to keep to ourselves
You can unsubscribe anytime. We won’t take it personally.

🧁 Cookies (The Internet Kind)

We use cookies to:

Remember what’s in your cart
Help our site run smoothly
Understand what pages people like (or bounce off of immediately)
You can disable cookies in your browser, but your shopping experience may be a bit less sexy.

🚫 No One Under 18

This site is for adults. If you're under 18, please exit. Like, now.

🤝 Third Parties

We work with some trusted third parties (Shopify, payment processors, shipping services). They get just the info they need — nothing more, nothing sketchy.

✏️ Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy occasionally to reflect changes in our store or the law. When we do, we’ll post the date above so you know what’s up.

📨 Questions?

Email us at support@samsdicks.com

We’ll answer privacy questions faster than you can say “discreet shipping.”

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