Hell yes. We only sell toys made from 100% medical-grade silicone - no phthalates, no mystery materials, no jelly junk. If it’s going in or near your body, it better be safe.

Boring. On purpose.

We ship everything in plain, unmarked packaging. No logos, no “Sam’s Dicks” return address, no awkward postman side-eye.

Handling time is 1–2 business days, and shipping typically takes 8–12 days depending on your location. Fast, discreet, and worth the wait.

Right now, we’re keeping it local - but international shipping is coming soon. Sign up for our emails and you’ll be the first to know when we start sending dicks worldwide.

Easy:

• Wash with warm water and mild soap

• Or use a toy cleaner if you're fancy

• Air dry, store in a clean space

• (Also: don’t share unless you're using condoms. Sharing is caring, but hygiene is hotter.)

Due to the intimate nature of our products, we do not accept returns. However, if your order arrives damaged or defective, we’ll make it right. Promise.

Only you, your bank, and maybe your cat. We respect your privacy like it’s our own. No email blasts. No surprises. Just discreet, respectful service.

Please do. Email us anytime at support@samsdicks.com - we’ve heard it all. Literally.